I showed him my bush... on skype.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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