Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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