I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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