i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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