i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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