He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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