i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
its liver damage thursday
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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