I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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