Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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