Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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