Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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