can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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