Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I checked into jail on foursquare
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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