Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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