So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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