I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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