shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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