Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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