You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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