I'm jealous of your bromance
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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