Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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