I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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