we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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