That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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