I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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