yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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