she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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