I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i just had sex bonerless
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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