i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm too high and old for this...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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