I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sorry about my life...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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