I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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