Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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