We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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