Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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