all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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