turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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