my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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