Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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