That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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