The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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