Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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