i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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