Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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