I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just want to make out with him forever
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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