he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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