the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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