it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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