I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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