So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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