Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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