Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
3pm strippers are depressing
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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