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Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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(651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward. http://tfl.nu/djmy

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(425): View more from Washington

my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

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(425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired. http://tfl.nu/08pz

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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.

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(724): This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text. http://tfl.nu/bfqf

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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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(651): I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked. http://tfl.nu/b7zw

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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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(586): No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises. http://tfl.nu/ovsh

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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(607): Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college. http://tfl.nu/qsq7

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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(612): is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused. http://tfl.nu/sovs

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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

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(845): Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention http://tfl.nu/alzz

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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.

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(+64): I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked. http://tfl.nu/59qo

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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.

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(603): Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up. http://tfl.nu/6dgm

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(410): View more from Maryland

Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.

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Um, OK. WTF?

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The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.

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(410): Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy. (1-410): Um, OK. WTF? (410): The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times. http://tfl.nu/4f6p

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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..

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(727): Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter.. http://tfl.nu/a2wm

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(415): View more from California

Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.

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(415): Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often. http://tfl.nu/cpju

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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.

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someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2

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(616): i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool. (616): someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2 http://tfl.nu/9ec4

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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece

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(907): That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece http://tfl.nu/9o1k

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