Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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