ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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