I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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