I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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