just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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