drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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