Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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