this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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